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This week's film... http://inthebalcony.com/FNF/
"Garbak is a tyrant who rules the planet harshly! If I can survive the perils of the Valley of 1000 Dooms and seize the Gosmik Tryglor from its legendary
hiding place I will become the new leader... and free my people!" Visit us at www.inthebalcony.com.
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Fun was had at last night's Movie Night, but it didn't quite come off as planned. Mr. 80s and Doc Mangles arrived a little early, at a quarter after
ten, but said they said they couldn't stay very long, as both had to work the next day.
The snack o' the night consisted of "haystacks", which are clusters of chinese noodles and peanuts coated with a blended mixture of melted milk chocolate and butterscotch chips. Mmmmmm-mmmmmm! We watched a few things on the new 42ND STREET FOREVER VOL. 5: ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE disc that arrived early in the mail this week, notably a movie ratings message from Charlton Heston (on a tennis court), the trailers for A LIFE OF NINJA, LUCKY SEVEN and CHATTERBOX, plus the half-hour documentary on the Alamo Drafthouse cinema. Doc Mangles dreams of opening a movie theater someday in that fashion, and we got a charge out of owner Tim League's stories of tricking an increasingly-drunk & surly Russ Meyer to honor three audience Q&A sessions in conjuction with screenings of FASTER, PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL!, the disasterous pairing of the trailer for REDNECK COUNTY with the Reese Witherspoon flick SWEET HOME ALABAMA, and his on-location screenings of DELIVERANCE and JAWS. My guests were less impressed with programmers Lars Nilsen and Zack Carlson's anecdotes and attempts at hipster humor, so things quickly switched to mocking mode. Nilsen's hirsute, retro-hippie appearance was a prime focus of wisecracks (i.e. Michael Palin: "It's..."). Since time was short, the movie was the 72 min bizarro Shaw Bros epic, THE BATTLE WIZARD (1977) via Well Go USA's R1 DVD, which Doc Mangles was more into than Mr. 80s, who was checking out the DVD box art on what were originally planned as that night's viewing choices (NIGHT OF THE CREEPS, Q THE WINGED SERPENT, THE SENDER, THE GATE, AMERICAN SCARY, NIGHT OF THE SORCERERS), but the onset of drowsiness and Saturday duties cut it short at the 40-minute mark. Too bad, as they missed seeing what is arguably the worse gorilla suit in cinema history. And that ape graphically loses an arm to superior kung fu. Despite my abortive screening, the film (in its english dub) is highly recommended to anyone who enjoys unintentially funny WTF cinema, especially fans of THE SUPER INFRAMAN and THE MIGHTY PEKING MAN. In retrospect, I should've made it an all-trailers or a trailers-and-shorts event, with maybe a half-hour TV show thrown in. However, the good news is that both are up for more on a semi-regular basis, and Saturday nights seem to be the best bet, as they can arrive much earlier (7-8 pm), thus opening things up for longer movies and double-features. I'm not sure yet if tonight's do-able (Doc Mangles mentioned that he gets every other weekend off, but it wasn't clear whether this is one of those weekends), and Halloween night is probably a bust, so it may well be early November for the next gathering, who knows. "I say ALL you scientists are CRACKPOTS! Nothing is going to happen..."
I'm a sometimes-contributor to the "Limerwrecks" blog (I post there as "Backthrow")
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10/24/09 12:42 PM.
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Laughing Gravy |
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In 1957, after successfully supplying fledgling studio American-International Pictures with successful drive-in fodder like The Day the World Ended and It Conquered the World, Roger Corman was hired by Allied Artists to produce and direct a couplet of low-budget sci-fi features. The result, Attack of the Crab Monsters and Not of This Earth, is a pair of the most fondly-remembered and highly regarded cheesy films of the decade. Once a staple of TV "Creature Features", the films have fallen into some sort of ownership hell and have never gotten a decent VHS or DVD release. Attack of the Crab Monsters made it to DVD in 2002 in one of the worst transfers ever to be foisted on the public, but it's long out of print. Not of this Earth (not to be confused with the 1980s remake with porn star Traci Lords) hasn't even managed that sort of respect, and Your Balcony Webmaster has spent many years trying to find a decent copy of the film, one of Corman's best. The wait is over! Not of this Earth, under the title Gesandter des Grauens (roughly "Messenger of Horror"), has been released on DVD in Germany (Region 2) and it's swell. Paul Birch has come from outer space to save his dying race; atomic war has poisoned their blood, and some fresh, homogenized Earth plasma is needed to replenish their nuclear-polluted supply. Balcony fave Beverly Garland is the nurse who's trying to figure out why all these bloodless corpses keep popping up. Balcony fave and perennial Corman featured player Dick Miller is a door-to-door salesman who blunders into the atomic vampire in a comic scene that turned out to be the film's best-remembered sequence. Corman: "This became a very funny scene⦠audiences responded so enthusiastically to this combination of suspense and comedy that I continued to experiment, particularly in horror films." The DVD of Not of this Earth (Entertainmarket, 11.95 Euros) is full-screen and appears matted that way; it's a good print and transfer, although the opening scene (with Gail Ganley of Blood of Dracula as the seminal victim) is lightened so that it appears she's being attacked at noon, rather silly when there's an owl hooting over her (the film's trailer shows the scene day-for-night as intended). The film is in English or (dubbed) German, sans subtitles. The disc includes a strange 20-min. truncated version of Corman's The Terror and several trailers in German. The FNF gang enjoyed the film (Peter: "It was better than I expected. When I saw the credit 'Produced & Directed by Roger Corman', I thought, 'Uh-oh!'") Also on the program; our Balconeer-recommended cartoon, Russian Rhapsody, with Hitler flying a bombing mission to Moscow in a plane full of gremlins. More weird funny than ha-ha funny, but delightfully animated and colorful. Joe McDoakes starred in "So You Want to be an Actor", which got the usual so-so audience McDoakes response, and the Copperhead was seemingly crushed to death by Dr. Satan's Man of Steel in the fifth episode of Mysterious Doctor Satan. I served vegetable soup to my guests. Next week: Karloff! Karloff! KARLOFF!
"Garbak is a tyrant who rules the planet harshly! If I can survive the perils of the Valley of 1000 Dooms and seize the Gosmik Tryglor from its legendary
hiding place I will become the new leader... and free my people!" Visit us at www.inthebalcony.com.
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Last Saturday Night we had a very good Movie Night - and nobody nodded off!
First up was a Three Stooges short - THREE PESTS IN A MESS (1944) ... the Stooges are always a hit with this group, and this one had some Halloween moments. BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN was the first feature... how could we go wrong? The guests loved it, all laughed at Una O'Connor's zaniness, all came near tears when the monster was shunned and trying to make a friend. ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN was next, a sure-fire crowd pleaser that I like to watch every Halloween.
Ah, my poor Shuter. Why did it have to be You?
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