FASTER, FIDO! KILL! KILL!
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FASTER, FIDO! KILL! KILL! |
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PeteFitzgerald |
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Congrats on 24 years of communal movie fun, LG!
After months of inexplicable silence, it looks like my old video store pals are once again interested in doing Movie Nights in my cobwebby lair. More later, as (or if) things develop... "I say ALL you scientists are CRACKPOTS! Nothing is going to happen..."
I'm a sometimes-contributor to the "Limerwrecks" blog (I post there as "Backthrow") |
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Joe Karlosi |
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This past weeked I ran a double feature of
THE BLACK CAT (1934) SCREAM OF FEAR (1961) Both of these went over very well, and I threw in a Shemp short with The Three Stooges that had our ladies howling with laughter - SCRAMBLED BRAINS. Who says women don't find the Stooges funny? Proud Old Fogey |
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Joe Karlosi |
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Last night's features were some Beatles and some Hammer:
HELP! (1965) PARANOIAC (1963) Also watched a Beatles cartoon before the first feature. I sort of "pushed" HELP! onto our friend Alyce, who resisted watching it for weeks even without having seen it before or having been exposed to enough Beatles to make a judgment (she once said "I just think they should have stuck to music", but never saw one of their movies). She said she saw The Monkees TV show and hated it, so I figured HELP! might be be tough going too (I think The Monkees was a takeoff on HELP!). Yet I figured the film was just fun and wild enough for a good time. But even though it got its share of chuckles, it didn't go over as well as I'd hoped. PARANOIAC fared much better.
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Laughing Gravy |
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Last night's In The Balcony show was a thriller in more ways than one, although a bit adult-heavy. Six so-called "grownups" and only 2 kids this week as we kicked off our 24th year of Friday movie parties - on Saturdays for a while, since Kid Gravy plays HS football...
As always, we began the fun with an animated frolic; per the recommendation of one of our Balconeers, we watched "Kiss Me Cat" (1953), which just zoomed off our cute-o-meter. Marc Anthony, that big-ass bulldog, has to teach his adorable pet kitten how to catch a mouse or the mean dad is going to kick the cat out. Very funny.
Speaking of funny, next up was "Busy Bodies" (1933) with Laurel & Hardy. We mused openly about what sort of resume these boys presented to the HR Department that got them jobs working around band saws. A great short subject; the sequence in which Ollie gets his hands stuck in window frame is worth the price of admission all by itself.
Then came one of my favorite shorts, "Quicker'n a Wink" (1940), a Pete Smith Specialty. Pete spends some quality time with Dr. Harold E. Edgerton and his nifty invention, the stroboscope, which allows us to see objects in slow and stop motion, like an egg being dropped into an electric fan. An Oscar winner, and it's easy to see why: the photography is impressive, and in this case, Pete's narration is suitably amusing. If you wanna see this short, you'll find it in the bonus material on the Marx Bros.' "Go West" DVD.
Next, Our Gang starred in "The Little Ranger" (1938), their first short after leaving Hal Roach. This is everything the MGM series should've been but wasn't; not least of all it is hilarious. Alfalfa goes to the movies and dreams he's a singing cowboy. Great MGM production values, the kids are excellent, and Porky & Buckwheat have more dialog than I've ever heard them given in just one short, and none of us could make out more than a word or two of anything they said. A gem.
"Dining Together" (1947) was the hit of the evening, so to speak. A really, really creepy voice narrates this 10 min. short on how nice it is for the family to sit down together at Thanksgiving. "It's NICE to sit down together at Thanksgiving," the creepy voice says as a bunch of people sit down together. Ten straight minutes of that, but we missed about 2/3 of the dialog because we were laughing so hard. This was a mesmerizing short; I wondered if the narrator hadn't mixed up his script and thought he was supposed to be narrating a film about how to embalm a corpse, because that's the tone he read his lines in. Happy Thanksgiving, indeed.
After Curly suffered a stroke on the set in 1947, the next Three Stooges script was hastily rewritten for Gus Schilling & Dick Lane, and so "Pardon My Terror" is essentially a Stooges short sans Stooges but with the usual supporting cast (Christine McIntyre, Vernon Dent, Emil Sitka, Kenneth MacDonald, Dudley Dickerson). I thought it was funny, but you know me.
Following Michael Jackson turning into a werewolf and then a ghoul and menacing some poor girl in "Thriller", we finished off the night with "Return of the Copperhead", the first fabulous episode of our latest serial offering, "Mysterious Doctor Satan" (1940). The hit of the episode was Dave Sharpe's leaping about during the fight sequences; the serial was well received, although Balconeer Vulnavia seemed disappointed that there wasn't much "aimless pacing back and forth" going on. We're gonna have to get used to this serial, coming after "Mysterious Island" and all.
"Garbak is a tyrant who rules the planet harshly! If I can survive the perils of the Valley of 1000 Dooms and seize the Gosmik Tryglor from its legendary
hiding place I will become the new leader... and free my people!" Visit us at www.inthebalcony.com.
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Laughing Gravy |
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If Universal ever had a worst movie-monster-franchise idea than sticking Ygor's brain into the Frankenstein Monster and giving it dialog to speak that
sounded like Bela Lugosi, it was stuffing the Gill Man into a padded pair of pajamas and having him hobnob with goats in Sausalito, California. That was last
night's movie, THE CREATURE WALKS AMONG US (1956).
An expedition returns to the Black Lagoon (or thereabouts) and captures the Creature; mad scientist Jeff Morrow (who appears crazed throughout the entire film; nobody told Jeffy that a mad scientist doesn't have to LOOK like a loony-bird) operates on his lungs so that he can breath air, and the poor thing (the Creature, not Jeff) soon mutates into a very large man in pajamas. Looks like Shaquille O'Neal with Mick Jagger's lips, if you can picture such a thing. Most of the film, actually, is taken up with a boring romance quadrangle between Jeff (who treats women like he treats science), his gorgeous wife Leigh Snowden (whose outfits get skimpier and skimpier as the film progresses, the only thing that kept MY interest level up), Rex Reason (whose rumbling deep voice nearly blew out my speaker system) and some other creepy guy who paws Miss Snowden when the other two men aren't around. Actually, the Creature is the only likeable character in the entire movie, and if you think I'm kidding, you haven't seen this movie lately. They have mountain lions in Sausalito, apparently, so be careful if you go there. Let's see, we also saw a typically great Popeye cartoon; Popeye and Bluto were rival fireman who spent more time squirting themselves with hoses than they did rescuing Olive Oyl from atop a burning house (one hopes Swee'Pea wasn't in there); the Stooges film, which featured a fashion show, did not horrify the women in the audience as much as these things usually do, and ended with a cream-puff fight that actually went over very well; in episode two of Mysterious Doctor Satan, Dave Sharpe did some nice leaping about and Strawberry Gravy, who had missed episode 1, figured out about halfway through the episode that the Copperhead was the good guy, which cleared up her confusion. Our rock video of the week was "Walking on the Sun" by Smash Mouth. We also saw trailers for the next couple of films in our "It! The Terror from the 1950s!" month-long series, including the announcement that our FNF movie will be going HD in a couple of weeks.
"Garbak is a tyrant who rules the planet harshly! If I can survive the perils of the Valley of 1000 Dooms and seize the Gosmik Tryglor from its legendary
hiding place I will become the new leader... and free my people!" Visit us at www.inthebalcony.com.
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Joe Karlosi |
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Mr. Gravy, I'm glad you're starting to regularly write about your Friday Night Frights and all the details, including how the films are going over with
your audience. I usually pop over to the Balcony to see what your next schedule will include, but I'm enjoying reading the aftermath here too.
We have to part ways on THE CREATURE WALKS AMONG US though; I like it, and it's my personal favorite of the trilogy. I guess a lot of that comes from seeing it on TV during the afternoons when I was a kid, and especially loving that violent rampage at the climax. I think it was a great idea for a third film, trying to humanize the Creature. I think each entry in this franchise is different and has something going for it instead of always the same old routine. So what did your audience think of it? |
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Laughing Gravy |
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They liked it, although the "snide comments-o-meter" was in high gear. And thank you. I like it too, but mainly because I saw it in the theatre
around 1964 or so and the scene in which the Creature smashes through the glass doors at the end to get at the humans made me pee my pants.
"Garbak is a tyrant who rules the planet harshly! If I can survive the perils of the Valley of 1000 Dooms and seize the Gosmik Tryglor from its legendary
hiding place I will become the new leader... and free my people!" Visit us at www.inthebalcony.com.
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Joe Karlosi |
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I hadn't commented on our most recent Movie Night because it was rather disappointing.
I showed the Karloff & Lugosi version of THE RAVEN (1935). I mean, THE BLACK CAT had gone over okay, so what the hell. THE RAVEN is only around 60 minutes long, but after a half hour, our friend Alyce fell asleep, and at the end of the movie, mom (who stayed awake though I sensed her fidgeting throughout) had to fill her daughter in on what happened at the nod-off point (which was basically the last half). It's not easy when a personal favorite of yours gets that type of reaction. After the movie I asked the 36-year-old Alyce if she was sure she liked to watch old black and white films (as she claims she does -- I mean, she's stayed awake for most and has liked some) but she insisted she was just a little tired. She also said that something about the older movies, and Bela Lugosi's manner of speaking in particular, makes her comfortable to the point where she starts nodding off. So for the second feature I went completely in another direction, and we watched 28 WEEKS LATER (2007). This kept everyone awake, and seemed to go over pretty well. I like it even better than the first film, 28 DAYS LATER. We're supposed to do another Movie Night tomorrow and they're insisting not to skimp on the old movies, but I have to tell you I have my doubts. It's probably just an over-reaction.
Ah, my poor Shuter. Why did it have to be You?
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I may have recently made someone into a Hammer fan, if not a complete convert. Last weekend we watched CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN, and to my surprise my friends
liked it very much, so that went well! But I've had many similar experiences like you Joe, where the evening viewing goes flat.
My whole life I've been playing jacks with a square ball.
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Joe Karlosi |
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Last night Alyce konked out 20 minutes into NIGHT OF THE DEMON (1957) and slept through the entire movie. And I chose this film especially for her because she
loved witchcraft, the Occult, ghosts, demons, seances, all that type of stuff. My wife and Alyce's mom both appreciated the movie, at least. When the movie
ended, our Sleeping Beauty claimed she was really angry that she missed it, and asked to see it again at another time. Please don't patronize me and do me
any favors, my dear -- and fat chance!
Honestly, it pisses me off. I can't say I myself have never been guilty of occasionally succumbing to the sandman during someone else's movie show, and it's usually never really due to the movie itself, but it's not a pleasant feeling on either end. After a break and Alyce's nap we continued with THE HAUNTED PALACE (1963). What is there to say about it? Seemed to go over pretty well, comments related to the proceedings were made during the show, but then at the end nobody says anything. I guess if I pressed people and asked them "so what did you think??" I'd get some feedback. But other than mom offering her obligatory "I liked it", nobody really offers any musings. One time I mentioned this to Alyce and she said "Well, what do you want everyone to say?" as though there was no need, or as if I was expecting something extraordinary by just expecting some honest feedback. Movie Nights are rarely right. Either people fall asleep, or go to the bathroom, or everyone can't agree on the same titles, or talk and miss a vital moment that they're not really interested in anyway, you name it. Believe me, I'm not pushing our two guests into this every week; they genuinely love coming to the house and doing the movie thing. You can tell, and they like movies a lot and are usually the ones who go into withrawal when we miss a week. I guess they're just more like "average moviegoers" though, who don't get as wrapped up in films as we do.
Ah, my poor Shuter. Why did it have to be You?
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Joe Karlosi wrote:My take from reading your Movie Night reports Joe is that Alyce and her mom enjoy the social gathering and company of you and your wife more than sitting and watching the films themselves. That's not to say that they don't enjoy the movies, but perhaps to them Movie Nights is the means and excuse to get out of the house to mingle with others besides themselves. At any rate, I enjoy reading your weekly reports and am a tad envious that I don't have a small group of regulars to watch films with. I usually watch alone, except when I have the grand kids over. Cromwell |
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Joe Karlosi |
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Thing is, we're always mingling even when we're not doing Movie Nights!
But yeah, I know they both really like the wife and myself, and enjoy getting together with us.
Ah, my poor Shuter. Why did it have to be You?
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For once I can empathize with you, Joe. Our Monster Kid meetings have been plagued for quite awhile by attendees who don't seem interested in watching
films. They'd rather go outside to smoke and drink and chat. The other factor is that there has been a very strong push from a few guys to watch other
genres -- westerns, noir -- rather than horror/sf/etc. genre. While I generally like most of the people at our meetings, I've pretty much given up
attending because they've lost their sensawunda. Every now and again, I might make it to a gathering, but the thrill of mutual genre satisfaction among our
group has deteriorated badly.
Maybe it would help if you snuck an upper into Alyce's food or drink before you started watching. I can't believe anyone would fall asleep during Night/Curse of the Demon. ... Reed |
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Joe Karlosi |
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Yes, Reed, I don't know what it is about Movie Nights, but they just don't always seem to go right. Over the decades I've been trying this with
various people, including different groups of guys over the years who are bonafide horror/sf junkies like we are, and yet things sometimes went sour. Seems
like there will be a golden period where things work out well and then we'll hit a "why even bother" stretch.
Speaking of not understanding falling asleep during NIGHT OF THE DEMON, it actually happened to me the last time I watched it alone and it took me several nights to keep re-re-starting it over (I never like "picking up a movie from where I left off"). But I've started specific threads about this phenomenon... it has nothing to do with the quality of the movie itself, whatever the film may be... if I am alone I tend to nod off far more often than I'd like, even 20 minutes into the feature -- and this is whether it's 10 in the morning or 8 or 9 at night -- I'll start snoozing. On the other hand, when I am watching movies WITH A GROUP, I can get through 2 complete features, no problem. I'm not sure why this is, except that maybe I get so comfortable and kind of use the movies as a relaxation. Luckily it's not every time though.
Ah, my poor Shuter. Why did it have to be You?
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<< Speaking of not understanding falling asleep during NIGHT OF THE DEMON, it actually happened to me the last time I watched it alone and it took me
several nights to keep re-re-starting it over <<
This is why Horror Hosts used to pop in every few minutes to keep things moving .
Sounds like you need to serve more coffee or espresso at these gatherings. And maybe with a shot in it. |
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Joe Karlosi |
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Not long after I wrote my last post I tried watching THE JUNGLE CAPTIVE - a movie I enjoy, so there!
Ah, my poor Shuter. Why did it have to be You?
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oldmanster wrote:Reed, you rascal, we've missed you too. Kez |
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Joe Karlosi wrote:Joe, it might be worth investing in some William Castle style Tingler seats. That'll keep 'em awake!
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Well, I in fact had another Movie Night just over a month ago, but got busy with stuff just afterward for a few weeks and forgot to post here about it until
now!
"I say ALL you scientists are CRACKPOTS! Nothing is going to happen..."
I'm a sometimes-contributor to the "Limerwrecks" blog (I post there as "Backthrow")
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