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2069 A.D.: A Sensation Odyssey (1969)

aka 2069 A.D.

Directed by Sam Kopetzky

It is not to be confused with the movie that most often comes up when I try to search for it - a softcore movie called 2069: A SEX ODYSSEY.  In that movie, the choice of the year 2069 has an obvious sexual connotation; in this one, it may just be because it's one hundred years later than the year it was made.  At any rate, the movie has only ten votes on IMDB, and I think there's a distinct possibility that those votes may be a result of confusion with the other movie.  So, for the moment, I'm classifying its survival status as Unknown.

No-one has seen hide nor hair of this for a long time, to the extent that it probably has to be considered LOST at this point in time. I spoke with Sam Kopetzky just before his death in 2003, and he kept copies of NOTHING that he worked on; his philosophy was very much that once a project was completed, it could simply be forgotten and discarded. This was absolutely a softcore sexploitation movie, although primarily a 'breast fest' --- indeed, the West German distributor edited in three minutes of bump, rump and grind shots in an attempt to spice it up a bit for its 1971 release in that nation; if ever a copy does surface, it may well be such a foreign-dubbed print with sexed-up inserts.

Kopetzky himself was really a (cheap-but-good) sound man, who worked on a vast array of (well-known) Ed Wood, Arch Hall, Ray Dennis Steckler, Dave Friedman and other pictures: amazingly, his old company page remains active some 9+ years after his death: http://sampleco.4mg.com/index2.htm. Although 2069 A.D. is his only known directorial credit, he surely also turned out a number of anonymous hardcore flicks during the 1970s, although he didn't consider these 'real directing work'.

Noddy in Toyland (1957)

Directed by MacLean Rogers

Featuring Colin Spaull, Gloria Johnson, Leslie Sarony

Country: UK

Company: Bill and Michael Luckwell, Ltd.

This one has no user comments on IMDB and no votes, and I know nothing more about it.  I'm classifying its survival status as Unknown.

Although Enid Blyton's series of Noddy adventures have remained popular for many decades in Britain, both as books and as animated/stop-motion television series, this feature - first released in May 1958 - has never been reissued. It was a filmed stage play, which has never been the most scintillating form of movie making. A 35mm print EXISTS at the British Film Institute, and I really can't imagine it ever receiving a screening outside that institution's walls...

The Temptress and the Monk (1958)

aka Byakya no yojo

Directed by Eisuke Takizawa

Featuring Yumeji Tsukioka, Ryoji Hayama, Tadashi Kobayashi

Country: Japan

Company: Nikkatsu

This one has eleven votes on IMDB and a fairly high rating, but the lack of user comments makes me wonder as to when this movie was actually last viewed; nowadays, it seems to have vanished.  I'm classifying its survival status as Unknown.

This was certainly screened at festivals in Japan in 2003 and 2007, using a 35mm print from the Nikkatsu company archive. So it at least EXISTS, even if it may remain a little inaccessible at the moment.

I fear you've already identified the lone surviving movie from this list of five; a prognosis which feels particularly dismal on this occasion since all the four LOST movies sound as though they were particularly interesting ones. Here's a few extra bibs'n'bobs of information about some of these titles, anyway:

The Adventures of Three Nights (1913)

Company: Eiko

Fantastic content: A ghostly countess.

Commentary:  I'd probably have a little bit more info on this one (especially the country of origin) if it weren't just my bad luck that CITWF seems to be down at the moment; since there's no listing for the movie on IMDB, I can't get any help there.  However, the indications from what sources I do find seem to imply that the ghost is real rather than fake.

In fact, this one has a double entry at the CITWF, with one entry [link] wrongly identifying it as an American production, and the other [link] correctly identifying it as a German production, under its original title DAS ABENTEUER DREIER NÄCHTE. This was indeed a supernatural gothic tale about a knight who falls in love with a long-dead countess he meets by cover of darkness each night; an archetypal horror/fantasy plot which may have been of even greater note due to the fact that, although the movie was released without any director being credited, a 1913 trade press piece by the scriptwriter strongly suggests that the director was in fact Stellan Rye, who was working for Eiko at the time, and who had helmed the same year's original version of THE STUDENT OF PRAGUE.

The Alchemist (1913)

Country: USA

Company: Kinemacolor

Not only filmed in the early Kinemacolor process, but also praised in reviews for a 'remarkable quadruple exposure' used to depict the playing-out of events as foretold in a horoscope by the alchemist.

Alraune (1918)

aka Sacrifice, Alraune, die Henkerstochter, genannt die rote Hanne

Directed by Eugen Illes and Joseph Klein

Featuring Max Auzinger, Joesph Klein, Friedrich Kuhne

Country: Germany

Company: Luna

Commentary:  I made a judgment call on the fantastic content on this one.  The plot description on IMDB gives the same basic plot summary of any of the various versions of Hans Heinz Ewers novel of the same name, but the sole user comment makes it sound like the movie really has little to do with that novel, and instead follows another storyline about a woman who bears an uncanny resemblance to an ancestor who was burned as a witch.  Given that the user comment actually references the fact that a copy is known to exist at George Eastman House, I'm going to assume that the user knows whereof he speaks, and I'm going with his plot description. 

The Ancient Roman (1909)

aka Antico romano

Country: Italy

Company: Cines

Fantastic content:  Roman gladiator still alive in modern times.

Commentary: Apparently, three professors discover the ancient Roman gladiator alive in his tomb.  Unfortunately, the plot descriptions don't tell anymore about what transpires upon that discovery,...