Every month, my company has an all-hands meeting. And every month, someone gets "voluntold" (heh - God, but I loathe corporate-speak) to provide a presentation on a pre-determined safety topic. Guess whose turn it is this month?
Anyway, my assigned topic is "Hazardous Flora & Fauna" (I work for an engineering firm, and we have projects all over the world - in places where man-eating crocodiles wouldn't be a stretch)
Because I HATE doing these stoopid things, I've gone the (hopefully) humorous route. To that end, I need screams - in .wav formats so I can put them in my PowerPoint presentation.
Everywhere I look on the web it seems I have to download all sorts of sketchy programs in order to get a "free" .wav file. I'm on my company laptop, so I'm not going there. Would anyone be able/willing to send me .wav files with things like the Wilhelm scream, Julie Adams in CftBL, Joan Crawford's montage scream in "Strait-Jacket", or something like these? Also, maybe some music - "Jaws" would be great. Also, since I'm spitting in the wind here, Rossini's "Call to the Dairy Cows" from "William Tell" would be great, too (seriously)
Can you help an old broad out heah?