In honor of today (9-19-13) being "International Talk Like a Pirate Day", I thought I'd share this little ditty with you:
Little Timmy always wanted to be a pirate, so his parents sent him off to Pirate School. After three weeks the Pirate headmaster called his parents in for a conference.
He said, "Your son be havin' trouble with his three R's."
"Oh no", his parents cried, "his reading, writing and 'rithmatic?"
"No", said the headmaster, "his aarrr, aarrr and aarrr!"
Little Timmy always wanted to be a pirate, so his parents sent him off to Pirate School. After three weeks the Pirate headmaster called his parents in for a conference.
He said, "Your son be havin' trouble with his three R's."
"Oh no", his parents cried, "his reading, writing and 'rithmatic?"
"No", said the headmaster, "his aarrr, aarrr and aarrr!"
