I found this topic on another forum and thought it might be fun to try here. These are the ones I've come up with so far:
You may be able to get your taxi cleaner, but nobody dries off a wet taxi like Travis Bickle.
The **** of Monte Cristo
And they thought Monte's first wife was bad...
Frida the 13th
A woman and her 12 sisters wonder why they were all named after their mom.
Stop or My Mom Will Hoot
Sylvester Stallone discovers that his mom has been turned into a giant owl.
Ace Ventura, Et Detective
Turnabout is fair prey as a hillbilly moonshiner devours a federal investigator.
Thanksgiving is ruined when Dad and the kids decide to cook dinner.
Famed cartoon voice artist Mel Blanc shows us his "crib."
Moo of the Wolf
Illegal genetic experiments result in an unnatural creature that terrorizes the countryside.
Yes Wide Shut
Documentary about musical group Yes reveals less intimate details about the secretive rockers than promised.
Pats of Glory
The history of margarine and how it has changed society.
The Dirty Doze
A man takes a nap and wakes up to find himself mysteriously dirty.
Crazed sex therapist creates a machine that will cause the entire population of the earth to have a simultaneous orgasm.
Hat's New, Pussycat?
Pussycat (Ann-Margaret) is annoyed when people keep asking her if she's wearing a new hat.
Nakes on a Plane
Pandemonium ensues when every passenger on Flight 069
turns out to be vying for the Mile High Club.
A man meets his online sweetheart in real life, finds out that "she" is Jack Black.
Pint of No Return
Michael Douglas goes ballistic when he finds that the store where he purchased a carton of spoiled milk has a "no refunds" policy.
Heartwarming documentary about the world's cutest children and animals.
Troubled youngster can only talk when he is on fire.
Let the Right On In
Liberal protesters picket a club that only admits conservatives. George Clooney directs from a script by Sean Penn.
The Iron Lad
The Teen Titans induct their newest member, a boy from Alpha Centauri whose entire body becomes erect when excited.
Tase the Blood of Dracula
Prof. Van Helsing (Peter Cushing) finds that the Prince of Darkness is vulnerable to electric shock.
The Cure of Frankenstein
Dr. Frankenstein (Peter Cushing) becomes a national hero when he discovers a cure for the common cold.
Chevy Chase refuses to go up and fix the roof no matter how much it leaks.
In this zany sequel to "Leak House", Chevy Chase finally goes up to fix the roof, falls off and gets killed.