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My Recent Posts · Jan 6 09 9:18 PM

"Are your Nasal passages stuffed up? Try Sudafed for fast relief. And for those severe cases, call the Orkin man."

My Recent Posts · Jan 6 09 9:42 PM

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

It's a neighborly day in this beautywood,
A neighborly day for a beauty,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?

Won't you please,
Won't you please,
Please won't you be my neighbor?

Hi television neighbor, I'm glad we're together again....

My Recent Posts · Jan 7 09 1:04 AM

"All major thruways are jammed, the Department Of Transportation urges you to take alternate routes!"

My Recent Posts · Jan 8 09 7:43 AM

The rain in spain may fall mainly on the plain,
but the mayor of Vasaria should never eat beans.

My Recent Posts · Jan 9 09 7:49 AM

My Recent Posts · Jan 16 09 2:31 AM

"I hope those fingers aren't loaded!"

My Recent Posts · Jan 18 09 11:13 PM

"Please! I can't pull all of them at once!"

My Recent Posts · Jan 19 09 7:53 AM

My Recent Posts · Jan 24 09 2:05 AM

"Be patient...perhaps we can get Howard Stern on this thing!"

My Recent Posts · Jan 24 09 11:41 PM

"I`m Barack Obama and I approved this message."

My Recent Posts · Mar 11 09 12:12 AM

"Hold it right there...not another drop until you pay your bar tab!!"

My Recent Posts · Mar 19 09 12:23 AM

"Hand it over! Where`s that ball of yarn?"

My Recent Posts · Mar 19 09 11:49 PM

"That little rodent bastard Jerry paid you, didn't he?? I'll pay you double!!"

My Recent Posts · May 13 09 12:41 AM

"Hey-hey, we're the Monkees.."

My Recent Posts · May 13 09 12:58 AM

Quentin Tarantino's WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT?

My Recent Posts · May 13 09 4:37 PM

The first one on this page reminds me of an MST type joke I made during a movie about rattlesnakes invading a neighborhood (was it simply called "Rattlesnakes"? - I'm not sure). Anyway, one scene showed a huge one coming out of a toilet, displacing a lot of water. I said "Got rattlesnakes? Then get Liquid Plumr."

My Recent Posts · Aug 5 09 10:43 AM

"DON'T TAZE ME, BRO!!!"

My Recent Posts · Jul 12 10 11:55 PM

"Hold still, I'll have that chicken bone out of your throat in one second!"

My Recent Posts · Jul 13 10 9:59 AM

"This will interrupt all cell phone calls for miles around! And if there's any justice, I won't spend a SECOND in prison for it!"

My Recent Posts · Jul 15 10 7:57 AM

Let me help you with that contact, Joey.

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rvoyttbots		#141	[-]
Jan 6 09 9:18 PM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	"Are your Nasal passages stuffed up? Try Sudafed for fast relief. And for those severe cases, call the Orkin man." Last Edited By: rvoyttbots Jan 6 09 9:20 PM. Edited 1 times.
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skelton knaggs		#142	[-]
Jan 6 09 9:42 PM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, A beautiful day for a neighbor, Would you be mine? Could you be mine? It's a neighborly day in this beautywood, A neighborly day for a beauty, Would you be mine? Could you be mine? I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you, I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you. So let's make the most of this beautiful day, Since we're together, we might as well say, Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you please, Won't you please, Please won't you be my neighbor? Hi television neighbor, I'm glad we're together again.... "You can't smell any reefer, can you"?
Whatsallthis		#143	[-]
Jan 7 09 1:04 AM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	"All major thruways are jammed, the Department Of Transportation urges you to take alternate routes!" "How can I handcuff a bloomin' shirt??!?"
Lunkenstein		#144	[-]
Jan 8 09 7:43 AM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	The rain in spain may fall mainly on the plain, but the mayor of Vasaria should never eat beans. "Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head!"
Lunkenstein		#145	[-]
Jan 9 09 7:49 AM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	"Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head!"
Whatsallthis		#146	[-]
Jan 16 09 2:31 AM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	"I hope those fingers aren't loaded!" "How can I handcuff a bloomin' shirt??!?"
Monsterpal		#147	[-]
Jan 18 09 11:13 PM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	"Please! I can't pull all of them at once!"
Lunkenstein		#148	[-]
Jan 19 09 7:53 AM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	"Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head!"
Whatsallthis		#149	[-]
Jan 24 09 2:05 AM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	"Be patient...perhaps we can get Howard Stern on this thing!" "How can I handcuff a bloomin' shirt??!?"
rvoyttbots		#150	[-]
Jan 24 09 11:41 PM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	"I`m Barack Obama and I approved this message."
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Whatsallthis		#151	[-]
Mar 11 09 12:12 AM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	"Hold it right there...not another drop until you pay your bar tab!!" "How can I handcuff a bloomin' shirt??!?"
rvoyttbots		#152	[-]
Mar 19 09 12:23 AM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	"Hand it over! Where`s that ball of yarn?"
Whatsallthis		#153	[-]
Mar 19 09 11:49 PM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	"That little rodent bastard Jerry paid you, didn't he?? I'll pay you double!!" "How can I handcuff a bloomin' shirt??!?"
Whatsallthis		#154	[-]
May 13 09 12:41 AM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	"Hey-hey, we're the Monkees.." "How can I handcuff a bloomin' shirt??!?"
PeteFitzgerald		#155	[-]
May 13 09 12:58 AM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Quentin Tarantino's WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? "I say ALL you scientists are CRACKPOTS! Nothing is going to happen..." My current damage at DVD Aficionado See some of my artwork at My ComicSpace page I'm a sometimes-contributor to the "Limerwrecks" blog (I post there as "Backthrow")
Grant		#156	[-]
May 13 09 4:37 PM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	The first one on this page reminds me of an MST type joke I made during a movie about rattlesnakes invading a neighborhood (was it simply called "Rattlesnakes"? - I'm not sure). Anyway, one scene showed a huge one coming out of a toilet, displacing a lot of water. I said "Got rattlesnakes? Then get Liquid Plumr."
Friend Z		#157	[-]
Aug 5 09 10:43 AM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	"DON'T TAZE ME, BRO!!!"
Friend Z		#158	[-]
Jul 12 10 11:55 PM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	"Hold still, I'll have that chicken bone out of your throat in one second!"
Grant		#159	[-]
Jul 13 10 9:59 AM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	"This will interrupt all cell phone calls for miles around! And if there's any justice, I won't spend a SECOND in prison for it!"
Lunkenstein		#160	[-]
Jul 15 10 7:57 AM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Let me help you with that contact, Joey.
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