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Barn of the Blood Llama

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Bill Warren	Barn of the Blood Llama	Lead	[-]
(02/20/08 4:44 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Has anyone seen this 1997 release? Clive Barker is in it.
doctor kiss		#1	[-]
(02/20/08 8:41 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	It looks like it was edited by a llama. Bits of barely-related farm-bound footage jumbled together, with only the slightest hint of a coherent narrative. Scenes oddly colored by someone who seemed to be experimenting for the first time with digital editing. Llamas with 'funny voices' dubbed in. The footage of Clive Barker, meanwhile, shows him talking about matters utterly unrelated, and connects to the rest of the film in very much the same way that the footage of Christopher Lee spliced into HOLLYWOOD MEATCLEAVER MASSACRE connects to that movie's narrative. I'd hoped I was going to enjoy this on the basis of its title, but instead, the video has languished on my shelves for years after a single viewing. So bad it's bad; I'm sure it must have a cult following somewhere, though.
porta		#2	[-]
(02/21/08 9:08 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	doctor kiss wrote: It looks like it was edited by a llama. Brian De Llama, perhaps? <laughter, applause> For all things uncanny (and igloo related), why not pay a visit to my blog - Igloo of the Uncanny! http://igloooftheuncanny.blogspot.com/
Mattel Jones		#3	[-]
(02/23/08 1:41 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	porta wrote: doctor kiss wrote: It looks like it was edited by a llama. Brian De Llama, perhaps? <laughter, applause> Are you shear you think that's funny?

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