My road to maturity was a long and bumpy one: When RFK (or was it MLK?) was assassinated when I was nine or ten, I was upset by the pre-empting of BEWITCHED.

Cold hearts apparently run in the Weaver family: Several years back there was SOME national tragedy, I forget now which one, and I heard my sister asked HER knee-high son, "What are you thinking? What are you feeling?", and the kid responded, "How come SEINFELD's not on??"