Can't find a copy online, but a great old-school, non-chain Office Supply store on Mad Ave here used to have a great cartoon behind the check out counter.

A disgruntled customer is standing on one side, presenting some product he isn't happy with. The haggard clerk is looking back at him, saying -

"Howabout we burn the store down, give you the content of our bank account, and shoot the owner - would that do it for you?"

Monsterkid since the Kennedy Era