Well, personally, if my MFTV was delivered by UPS, I wouldn't be a subscriber.  I'd order it through Midtown Comics or get it some other way.  I'm sure the Postal Service screws a lot of stuff up, but my history with UPS is long and gruesome.  It would read like a comic horror story of epic dimensions.  So, I never order anything that I know will be delivered by UPS (or as my then-small son called the guy in the brown shirt, "the P-U-S man.")

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.                                                                                     Dorothy Parker