GaryP11111 wrote:
I think from this point on I will refer to the subject of this scandal as Ms. MacDougall. I'm looking forward to the time when the two words "spider" and "baby" spoken or written together will once again primarily evoke a wonderful horror-comedy directed by Jack Hill.

But by calling her "MacDougall" you're going to taint ABBOTT & COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN.  Given the choice, I'd rather throw Jack Hill under the bus.