The seven faculty rules at the University of Woolamaloo

1.No poofters.
2.No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever—if there's anyone watching.
3.No poofters.
4.I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
5.No poofters.
6.There is no... rule six.
7.No poofters.