VAN HELSING is on Starz on this Thanksgiving early afternoon.

My God, it gets worse every time I see it. I'm not a movie 'hater' -- as folks here know -- but VH is just about as bad as a modern film can be.

I keep expecting I'll see it one more time and suddenly see its 'sweet spot,' but no, VAN HELSING is just dreadful in every way.

david