had the Minnesota Twins (I'm a life-long fan of the Twins, sigh smiley: embarassed ) been attacking the Sphinx - -  no damage
would ever be done, no matter how large and heavy the bats--
- Jay
p.s. The Twins can (now) even take pre-game batting practice in their Hotel's Lobby...without worrying
about any expensive damage, or bills - -

"We didn't come here to fight monsters, we're not equipped for it" -- Richard Carlson (Creature from the Black Lagoon)