The original version was the first movie I ever reviewed online and was a heck of a thing to start off with. I still have yet to drag myself through the whole thing again even for "so bad it's good" purposes. The most entertaining thing about this mind-numbing artifact was the peripheral drama including the barrage of soundalike glowing user reviews popping up everywhere upon its release.

Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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