Me to Twentysomething: "The original HAWAII FIVE-O was back in the 1960s -- I watched it when I was a little, little kid. So you're saying George Clooney is now about 80, 90 years old?"

In "debates" like that, I love phrasing questions in such a way that the dumbkopf can only sputter. I call 'em "my glue traps of truth."