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Re: Creepy KOFY Movie Time on-line
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I'll confess to occasionally watching Crappy KOFY Time, strictly because I'm a "leg man" who never gets tired of ogling the gorgeous, alabaster gams of
Scarlet von Harlet
. This
particular minx
is a member of the "Cave Girls," an awfully skanky duo -- sometimes trio -- of nubile nymphets who provocatively undulate, pole-dance, and bump 'n grind in between clips of "creepy" horror flicks. The Cave Girls make pneumatic provocateurs such as Vampira and Elvira look like prudish nuns, by comparison. Regarding the Crappy hosts: strictly from hunger. This vulgar show ain't your father's (or grandfather's) "Creature Features."
Not quite as bad but certainly nothing to howl about is
Chiller Drive-In
, hosted by "Wolfman Mac." This moronic shlock recently began airing on Comcast (or maybe it's been broadcast for quite a while; I only recently discovered it). After watching one episode -- during which
The Ghost
(the stylish sequel to the even more stylish
The Horrible Dr. Hichcock
) was childishly trashed -- I couldn't help but wonder:
w-h-y
are horror films treated this way (demeaned, disrespected, "sent up") on television? Thus has it ever been, from Zacherley to Elvira.
Why can't horror films be accorded the same respectful, reverential treatment that, say, westerns are? IMO, westerns fans are the luckiest, gol-durned cusses on God's green earth, TV-wise. You don't see a costumed nitwit-host with an idiotic moniker such as "Ol' Buffalo Chips" kidding the fare presented on The Encore Westerns channel, the programmers of which admirably respect both the genre and TV audience (most of who are probably reactionary NRA members who might be inclined to "give 'em both barrels" if "funny" fart sound effects were added to a John Wayne oater, I reckon).
To me, the flagrantly sleazy Crappy KOFY Time and annoyingly puerile
Chiller Drive-In
exemplify the lamentable, deplorable, and depressing state of American (you should pardon the expression) popular culture. Granted, producers and programmers have, by and large, routinely, shamelessly catered to the "lowest common denominator" since the birth of network TV. But it seems to me that with each passing year, with each new generation, that denominator alarmingly gets lower and lower.
. . . as also (distressingly, perilously, thrillingly) does the
décolletage
on scantily clad horror film hostesses.
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