We no longer need worry about being watched by an all-pervasive, all-seeing government. With the rise of innumerable "reality TV" programs, social networking sites, blogs, and webcams, people nowadays spout every detail of their personal lives to millions of complete strangers on the internet, and willingly submit to being under constant observation for a chance at fleeting celebrity. As Walt Kelly's Pogo said, "We have met the enemy, and he is us."