I prefer the Mustard routine in "Police Rookies" to THE NOOSE HANGS HIGH - something about the timing works better for me. My brother Steve and I memorized the routine, and one day as we were driving in my car with a friend, we just jumped into it - our friend not having ever heard the routine before. He thought we were having a real disagreement, but was laughing at the actual subject matter ("If you're someplace else you can't be here!"). We finally broke it to him, but we just as easily could have kept our mouths shut.

"I live the unknown, I love the unknown... I AM the unknown."