Then he should do what Fox News does when they're reporting something smutty and tut-tutting it... while they're cramming as much skin onto the screen as they can.

He should have just reported the story... "this man says there's a dinosaur," "some people think there's a dinosaur in the Congo," etc. You can get the story out without actually having to flat out state there is a live dinosaur in the Congo, which leaves you open to ridicule if you're wrong.

I for one would someday like to hear why it couldn't be a dinosaur. This stuff fascinates me. Every documentary I've seen practically says it's a brontosaurus-shaped creature, whatever it is. .

A perfect Monster has no end...