Poor schmoe in the wrong foggy woods at the wrong time... tough break, Larry. Let's see... your brother gets everything and you get a one-way ticket to the colonies... your brother dies... your old man hardly knows who you are... the local girl you want is engaged to a poofter who envies your big stick... your old childhood friend is now a cop... you beat an old guy to death... everybody in the village hates you... AND you turn into a smelly animal now and then.

Man... "poor schmoe" doesn't even BEGIN to cover it...