Rick wrote:
I have a grey market DVD-R of MAN IN THE MIRROR, and I'm pretty sure I've soon ads for boots of THARK.

edit: after reading my own post here, I've decided that someone needs to make that movie--THE BOOTS OF THARK.

How about THARK SHADOTHS, THARK THECRET OF HARVESTH HOME, and DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE THARK.