I want a viking funeral.

But I don't want no ordinary dragon carving. I want Reptilicus. Yeah, boy . . . I can see it now. My body on the viking ship as it wafts gently on the waves away from the shore. My buddies drinking bourbon . . . dipping their arrows in a large bowl of Elijah Craig . . . lighting the arrows an' then shooting each oth . . .

Maybe I need to re-think this.




GARY L. PRANGE
I'm not all bad, just mostly.

"Sic gorgiamus allos subjectos nunc."