I asked a local mortician once if there were any way I could have by body disposed of in a more natural way...

"Natural? How do you mean? You mean with no embalming?"

"No. Not exactly. I really feel that my body should just be broken down into biomass and put back into the soil as fertilizer. Is there any chance I could be mulched?"

It's always gratifying when you get someone to the point where they are unable to say anything. They just stand there with a shocked look on their face.