"With (CGI) CHARLTON HESTON as Zachary Taylor!
Featuring ANTHONY HOPKINS' triumphant return to the role of Daniel Webster!!
And BRAD PITT (and ten pounds of foam latex) as ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!!
Special Appearances by DONNY OSMOND as Brigham Young!!!!
Hear the Beyonce hit, "Here I Come, California" on Warner Brothers Records CDs!!!!!"

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