I always like Jaime Brockett singing about Jack Johnson in LEGEND OF THE U.S.S. TITANIC:

It was midnight on the sea,
The band was playin' "Nearer My God To Thee"
Fare thee well Titanic, fare thee well.
Now he wouldn't let Jack Johnson on board
They said "This ship don't haul no coal!"
Fare thee well Titanic, fare thee well.

All of a sudden.... the Captain's eyes popped wi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ide open.
He stood right up straight.....
Grabs a hold o' de wheel....
Looks on out at the bow o' dat boat n' he say,
"I'M GONNA MOVE YOU BABYYYYYYYYY!!!!!"

And he did right on into an iceberg n' she went right on down!