My Dear Doktor Sknaggs,

Do you mean to say that if you wanted us to know your name, you wouldn't be posting as Skelton Knaggs? My belief is that you have one identity on the board and another after you drink the serum you mixed from chemical salts in your laboratory. Am I correct in this presumption? Or presumptuous in this correction?

Yers in Yog-Sothoth,
Erasmus Q. Phud, PhD, PQD, DSC, CCD, etc.