Two years ago my daughter (who was 26 at the time) was a substitute teacher for a 10th grade class.

The students consisted mostly of black & spanish kids. When she came home she had a ashen, shell-shocked look on her face. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me she was discussing music with the kids. With sudden alarm in her voice she exclaimed "DAD! Not one of those kids had ever heard on The Rolling Stones!!!"

I hugged her and broke the news as gently as I could. I said "Honey, you've just crossed the line over to old-fart-dom."

Cromwell