I bought a triple-feature disc for a dollar at Big Lots, containing "Africa Screams", "Flying Deuces" and "At War With the Army" (I was planning on leaving this at my sister's house just so I'd have SOMETHING to watch there the next time I went over). When the disc is first put into the machine, a music video plays, that can't be skipped, fast-forwarded through, or even stopped! It's some patriotic jazz thing with lots of flag waving. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment, but it really was awful and a pain to sit through. Luckily I was able to return it. Not even worth $1.

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