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Bacciagalupe: "I'ma gonna vote for you. My wife-a married 20 years, she gonna vote for you too. My 18 kids are-a gonna vote for you too."

Abbott: "You're married 20 years and you've got 18 kids??!!"

Bacciagalupe: Sure! The stork, he gave me 2 years off for good behavior!"

Hillary Brooke (to Costello at the same rally): "How do you stand on the fiscal policy of this town? Are in favor of issuing debentures or would you coordinate the fiduciary interest and allow for normal amertization?"

Costello: ""Umm...are there any other questions?"

Last Edited By: Jethro Keane Nov 7 07 1:51 AM. Edited 1 times.