Well, you know George Carlin's description of a freak accident - "two freaks in a station wagon ran into three freaks in a camper trailer."

And the showbiz sounding pairing Tor and Bill - boy, that would have killed vaudeville. In an earlier era, it would mean Tor Johnson and Bill Cullen.

Bill - "Why Tor cross the road?"

Tor - "36 quarts of peach ice cream on other side."
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Bill - "How Tor find hisself this morning?"

Tor - "Was easy. I'm 6 foot 5 and 400 pound."