Here's mine:

Fifty years ago, Blublubollious, a 100 foot-tall scientific abomination, was created by a top secret government agency and then locked in an abandoned missile silo in the Sleepy Little Town of Crampton, Mississippi, never to see the light of day. But now, that missile silo is becoming a children's library, and Blublubollious' slumber has been disturbed. Now, head architect Luke Fallow (Horace Dogsbody) must team up with traveling salesman Horace (Damien Bushel) and Crampton's voluptuous head librarian Hannah Hump (Winnie Ethelburger StClare) to stop Blublubollious before it destroys the town, and eats every human being it can find! It's terror on a gigantic scale in Hankenfren Milkmannus' epic tale of horror, The Destruction of Dracula's Dust!
"Hideous Half-Man, Half-Beast Who Terrorized Millions!" - Tagline, WEREWOLF OF LONDON (1935)