Gojira wrote:

Rick wrote:
Doctor Kaiju wrote: How could they ramp it up more? Giant vampires fighting colossal werewolves, towering over the ruins of London, with Van Helsing saving the day at the controls of a holy super robot?
 

When this movie appears -- as it inevitably will -- I'll be holding you responsible, Doc, for giving them the idea.

 

I'd have loved that movie...were it made in the 1960s as a co-production between Hammer and Toho! Build me a time machine, baby!


No! You're ruining my artistic vision!

It must be all CGI except for the human actors... but even their clothes will be CGI. That way we can release a new version of the movie with each year's new spring fashions. Signs and product placement can also be updated at this time to the highest bidder. 

It should be about 12 hours long in total; the theatrical release will be a tight 4 hours, but we'll incremently release new footage along with a collector's edition boxed set and streaming party during the holidays.