THE DEVIL BAT is a lot of fun.  THE FEATHERED SERPENT is, to me at least, almost as much fun.  DEVIL BAT'S DAUGHTER, however, is a real chore.  I'd rather scrape gum off the bottoms of deli tables for an hour than sit through it again.

Well, almost anyway.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.                                                                                     Dorothy Parker