Available now through Miscellaneous Miniatures (c): unforgettable characters from those memorable Hamer Films, produced by the late Rusty Hamer of MAKE ROOM FOR DADDY and shotgun suicide fame! Since he's dead and can't do diddly about it, we've taken the trouble to appropriate his name to bring you these classic screen characters!
You'll be shocked at the squat sturdyness of this replica of Brian Denahey in the neo-classic syfy flick THE CREEPING WHATZIT and the unforgettable sequel ENEMA FROM SPACE:
If waddling isn't your style, try the companion piece, the unforgettable Udo Kier in 5 MILLION MILES TO MARS:
And to complete the trio, don't miss the famous Lab Guy who gets his face mucked up:
Everybody's favorite rake from Rusty Hamer's rusty remake of PHANTASM OF THE OPERETTA, played by screen star Michael Cough (who later played "Buddy" in the BATMAN movies!)
These miniatures have been crafted to capture every nuance of the original actors' faces. And if you aren't crazy about Michael Cough, just tell people it's Edward deSousa and nobody will know the difference.
Be hip and groovy with your very own anachronous Johnny Eripmav from Rusty Hamer's camp classic DRACULA 1972 BC. He's a sinister swinger in a cool velvet suit-- but don't let him put the bite on you!
And last and certainly least, play both sides against the middle with a perfect replica of Susan Hayward in Hamer's transgender psycho-drama FRANKENSTEIN'S SCHIZO WOMAN, with an interchangeable Hans head. Play switch and swap!
Each magnificent Miscellaneous Miniature (c) action figure is exquisite detailed and costumed by child labor in Taiwan to our precise specifications. And we've included a photograph (suitable for framing if you have a 1" x 2" frame) of the REAL ACTORS on the boxes, so you'll be able to tell who the dolls are supposed to be!
Pre-order your own complete limited editions set, each in their own shiny black collectable box with Grade-A protective plastic, only $250.00 apiece. Order today-- these Micellaneous Miniatures (c) will retail at $900.00 each, and can only go up in value!
No refunds.
You'll be shocked at the squat sturdyness of this replica of Brian Denahey in the neo-classic syfy flick THE CREEPING WHATZIT and the unforgettable sequel ENEMA FROM SPACE:
If waddling isn't your style, try the companion piece, the unforgettable Udo Kier in 5 MILLION MILES TO MARS:
And to complete the trio, don't miss the famous Lab Guy who gets his face mucked up:
Everybody's favorite rake from Rusty Hamer's rusty remake of PHANTASM OF THE OPERETTA, played by screen star Michael Cough (who later played "Buddy" in the BATMAN movies!)
These miniatures have been crafted to capture every nuance of the original actors' faces. And if you aren't crazy about Michael Cough, just tell people it's Edward deSousa and nobody will know the difference.
Be hip and groovy with your very own anachronous Johnny Eripmav from Rusty Hamer's camp classic DRACULA 1972 BC. He's a sinister swinger in a cool velvet suit-- but don't let him put the bite on you!
And last and certainly least, play both sides against the middle with a perfect replica of Susan Hayward in Hamer's transgender psycho-drama FRANKENSTEIN'S SCHIZO WOMAN, with an interchangeable Hans head. Play switch and swap!
Each magnificent Miscellaneous Miniature (c) action figure is exquisite detailed and costumed by child labor in Taiwan to our precise specifications. And we've included a photograph (suitable for framing if you have a 1" x 2" frame) of the REAL ACTORS on the boxes, so you'll be able to tell who the dolls are supposed to be!
Pre-order your own complete limited editions set, each in their own shiny black collectable box with Grade-A protective plastic, only $250.00 apiece. Order today-- these Micellaneous Miniatures (c) will retail at $900.00 each, and can only go up in value!
No refunds.
