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Yesterday in old Fall River, Mr. Andrew Borden died And they got his daughter Lizzie on a charge of homicide. Some folks say she didn't do it, and others say of course she did But they all agree Miss Lizzie B. was a problem kind of kid 'Cause you can't chop your Poppa up in Massachusetts Not even if it's planned as a surprise (a surprise) No, you can't chop your Poppa up in Massachusetts You know how neighbors love to criticize. She got him on the sofa where he'd gone to take a snooze And I hope he went to heaven 'cause he wasn't wearing shoes Lizzie kind of rearranged him with a hatchet, so they say Then she got her mother in that same old-fashioned way, But you can't chop your Momma up in Massachusetts Not even if you're tired of her cuisine (her cuisine) No, you can't chop your Momma up in Massachusetts You know it's almost sure to cause a scene. Well, they really kept her hoppin' on that busy afternoon With both down and upstairs choppin' while she hummed a ragtime tune. They really made her hustle and when all was said and done, She'd removed her mother's bustle when she wasn't wearing one. Oh, you can't chop your Momma up in Massachusetts And then blame all the damage on the mice (on the mice) No, you can't chop your Momma up in Massachusetts That kind of thing just isn't very nice. Now, it wasn't done for pleasure and it wasn't done for spite And it wasn't done because the lady wasn't very bright. She'd always done the slightest thing that Mom and Poppa bid; They said, "Lizzie, cut it out!"; so that's exactly what she did. But you can't chop your Poppa up in Massachusetts And then get dressed and go out for a walk (for a walk) No, you can't chop your Poppa up in Massachusetts Massachusetts is a far cry from New York. No, you can't chop your Poppa up in Massachusetts--- (Shut the door and lock and latch it; Here comes Lizzie with a brand new hatchet!) You can't chop your Poppa up in Massachusetts--- (Such a snob I heard it said, She met her pa and cut him dead!) You can't chop your Poppa up in Massachusetts--- (Jump like a fish, jump like a porpoise; All join hands in habeas corpus!) You can't chop your Poppa up in Massachusetts--- Massachusetts is a far cry from New York!
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Dec 17 09 6:36 PM
Saturday8pm wrote: Interesting this nugget is mentioned, as it was on my mind this past October. Has anybody here actually stayed at the house? It's a B'n'B now ...
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Dec 28 09 1:30 PM
PhantomXCI wrote: What we're forgetting is that the two murders were committed about 90 minutes apart, and both were very messy. If Lizzie had committed the murders while clothed, she would have to have changed her dress twice in 2 hours!
Dec 28 09 1:48 PM
Cadaverino wrote: PhantomXCI wrote: What we're forgetting is that the two murders were committed about 90 minutes apart, and both were very messy. If Lizzie had committed the murders while clothed, she would have to have changed her dress twice in 2 hours! If one wanted to commit double murder, would that have been too arduous a task?
Dec 28 09 4:38 PM
Dec 28 09 5:02 PM
PhantomXCI wrote: ... Lizzie could have danced the carioca naked ...
... Lizzie could have danced the carioca naked ...
Dec 28 09 7:16 PM
Cadaverino wrote: Lizzie wears dress A that morning. She murders her stepmother Abbey and gets dress A bloody. She changes to dress B. Ninety minutes later, her father comes home for lunch and a nap. Lizzie changes back to dress A and murders him, getting dress A bloodier (although if she stood in the doorway, behind his couch, she would have been partially shielded). She changes to dress B. A few days later, Lizzie burns dress A in the stove, telling others that it had paint on it.
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