This could be pretty fun!
http://www.bloodyisland.co.uk/
http://www.bloodyisland.co.uk/
In a crumbling castle clinging to the cliffs of an isolated Cornish island, the vampire Countess Morticia de'Ath (Pamela Kempthorne) is concocting a sinister plan.
Standing in her way are two bickering office workers and an enigmatic, vampire-hunting window cleaner, desperately fighting to stop the spread of Morticia's terrifying vampire army.
Filled to it's rotting rafters with atmospherically creepy locations, comically captivating characters and witty, very quotable dialogue, "THE VAMPIRES OF BLOODY ISLAND" is a must-see, irreverent send-up of every vampire film you've ever loved and a must-have for your DVD collection.



