Monsterpal wrote:
Tabonga's favorite novel? Roots by Alex Haley
Tabonga's second favovrite novel? A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.
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capmonte |
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Monsterpal wrote: Tabonga's second favovrite novel? A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.
"The important question is not, are there aliens on other worlds? No. The important question is, do they have ray guns?"
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His favorite film: The Petrified Forest.
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Zombie Dad |
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I fell in to a sucking pool of quicksand
I sank down, down, down As Tabonga got his licks in And it sucks, sucks, sucks, the pool of quicksand The pool of quicksand ZD |
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SteveZodiak |
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Tabonga's reign of terror came to an end when after killing all his enemies he became board.
Today is only Yesterday's Tomorrow.
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Zombie Dad |
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I was mighty blue
Thought my life was through 'Til your movie started And I gazed at you. Won't you tell me, Tabonga Why, when you appear, Something happens to me And the strangest feeling goes through me? You do something to me Something that simply mystifies me Tell me, why should it be You have the power to hypnotize me? Let me live 'neath your spell Do do that voodoo that you learned in Hell For you do something to me That nobody else could do. Cole Porter with slight assistance from ZD |
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Monsterpal |
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Has this one already been done?
"In the jungle The mighty jungle Tabonga sleeps tonight" |
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Zombie Dad |
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Yep. I did that one. Page 45. Post #887
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Rakshasa |
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Zombie Dad wrote: ZD speaks the truth...
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Monsterpal |
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I never doubted him, Rak.
How about the Patsy Cline hit, "Walking After Midnight?": I go out walkin' with Tabonga Out in the moonlight Just like we used to do Im always walkin' with Tagonga, stalkin' Korey We walk for miles along the ocean I've got a notion That he should wear his trunks We're always walkin' after midnight, stalkin' Korey Chorus: Tabonga's not a weepin' willow Cryin' on his pillow He's not cryin' for Korey And as the skies turn gloomy Tabonga whispers to me He's as lonesome as can be We go out walkin' after midnight Out in the moonlight Hopin' Korey may be Somewhere a-walkin after midnight, not expectin' a tree |
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Zombie Dad |
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Thank you, Monsterpal, for the image of Tabonga wearing trunks. I needed that.
ZD |
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Monsterpal |
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It is problematic, isn't it ZD, a trunk wearing trunks? Greater minds than mine have pondered such mysteries.
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SteveZodiak |
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Desperate, the natives hired a world renown lumberjack to take out Tabonga. Confidently, the strapping young lad strode into the jungle on the dirt path that
led to the quicksand at the edge of the forest. Days passed. then a week. A search party was sent out. They found him shivering in the brush, barely alive, his
tools bent and twisted around him. Nagoo bent down to listen to him wisper his last words, then he slowly stood up. "What did he say, Nagoo? Did he get
the Tabonga?"
"He never saw him."
Today is only Yesterday's Tomorrow.
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Zombie Dad |
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Tabonga's favorite currency: wooden nickels
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Lunkenstein |
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Chief Maranka had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a tree, E-I-E-I-O A tabonga here, a tabonga there Here a tab there a bong Everywhere a ga-ga Chief Maranka had a farm, E-I-E-I-O |
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Monsterpal |
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SteveZodiak wrote: That lumberjack was a personal friend of RatsinFleight. |
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Zombie Dad |
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Tabonga walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks at Tabonga and exclaims, "Say, you're in that FROM HELL IT CAME movie, ain'tcha ?!" Tabonga sighs heavily. "And I thought I could come in here to forget." ZD |
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Cueva Muerte |
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oops...sorry. wrong thread... |
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Monsterpal |
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Actually, Cueva, this is the right thread. The sleigh was made from that old cut-up, Tabonga.
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Cueva Muerte |
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You mean it's a tobogganga?
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RatsinFleight |
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I had a Tabonga XL V when I was a kid. Fastest tobbogan in my neighbourhood, it was.
The process is reversing itself! |
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