Miss Rebecca here. Come in out of the rain. But remember, we've got no beds! No beds!
Now sit down and dry off. Morgan will bring you some warm clothes and something to eat. Do you like potatoes? Morgan?
You seem like a sinful one, you do. So listen: This old and creaking Classic Horror Film Board wouldn't exist, at least the way it is now, without the inspiration of those who came before. Because this is a sinful house.
And the most sinful of all were the original ghouls -- he horror hosts and hostesses who at some point, when each and every one of us was 10 years old, on some TV station when the electricals worked, put on white greasepaint and a scare wig, a schlocky old coat or outsized teeth and tried to welcome monster kids into the world of screams and bad dreams. Without beds or the sweets that come with it!
Some remember Vampira in L.A. --she was a fine young thing, she was -- or Zacherley in New York -- reminds me of Horace, don't you think? -- or that wicked Ghoulardi in Cleveland, Bob Stanley in San Francisco, Svengoolie in Chicago, Count Gore DeVol in Washington or the new wave of modern baddies such as Penny Dreadful -- laughter and sin! -- Dr. Gangrene, Remo D, Professor Griffin, the Bone Jangler, the crazies at Ghoul a Go-Go, Son of Ghoul, Ormon Grimsby or Gravely Macabre, the list of horror hosts goes on and on and on and on. And what about Elvira and A. Ghastlee Ghoul?
The horror hosts live on. In this old dark house. Have you seen that leather-spiked Korlos Borloff on Monster Madhouse? He was on Jay Leno and even Saul put down his knife to watch that one. I don't hardly understand it, but when the electricity works there's a growing world of public access and webcasts bringing horror hosts almost everywhere. Except when the road is washed out. Then we have to make do.
There are plenty of websites devoted to horror hosts, including the Horror Host Underground and George Chastain's E-Gor listings. And upstairs, well, there's a lamp that we bring out sometimes. It's a heavy thing and sometimes I think we need it for protection. Morgan gets drunk, you know, and he can be hard to control.
Horace is a sinful little man, and he thinks the CHFB here has not done enough for the horror hosts, especially those that come here wet and looking for food and a place to stay. We have to tell them we have no beds though. No beds!
To remedy that, we're beginning a new folder right here, dedicated to all the scaries, old, new and future. Even Horace may check in from time to time.
So don't hesitate to start a new folder for the creature feature host of your choice. We'll even start a video folder to post Youtube rarities. When the electricity works, that is.
See that light flashing? Hear that thunder? I think the road is out and there's a terrific storm. You'll have to stay here for the night. But remember, we have no beds!
And the fire burns like ice. Welcome ...
Now sit down and dry off. Morgan will bring you some warm clothes and something to eat. Do you like potatoes? Morgan?
You seem like a sinful one, you do. So listen: This old and creaking Classic Horror Film Board wouldn't exist, at least the way it is now, without the inspiration of those who came before. Because this is a sinful house.
And the most sinful of all were the original ghouls -- he horror hosts and hostesses who at some point, when each and every one of us was 10 years old, on some TV station when the electricals worked, put on white greasepaint and a scare wig, a schlocky old coat or outsized teeth and tried to welcome monster kids into the world of screams and bad dreams. Without beds or the sweets that come with it!
Some remember Vampira in L.A. --she was a fine young thing, she was -- or Zacherley in New York -- reminds me of Horace, don't you think? -- or that wicked Ghoulardi in Cleveland, Bob Stanley in San Francisco, Svengoolie in Chicago, Count Gore DeVol in Washington or the new wave of modern baddies such as Penny Dreadful -- laughter and sin! -- Dr. Gangrene, Remo D, Professor Griffin, the Bone Jangler, the crazies at Ghoul a Go-Go, Son of Ghoul, Ormon Grimsby or Gravely Macabre, the list of horror hosts goes on and on and on and on. And what about Elvira and A. Ghastlee Ghoul?
The horror hosts live on. In this old dark house. Have you seen that leather-spiked Korlos Borloff on Monster Madhouse? He was on Jay Leno and even Saul put down his knife to watch that one. I don't hardly understand it, but when the electricity works there's a growing world of public access and webcasts bringing horror hosts almost everywhere. Except when the road is washed out. Then we have to make do.
There are plenty of websites devoted to horror hosts, including the Horror Host Underground and George Chastain's E-Gor listings. And upstairs, well, there's a lamp that we bring out sometimes. It's a heavy thing and sometimes I think we need it for protection. Morgan gets drunk, you know, and he can be hard to control.
Horace is a sinful little man, and he thinks the CHFB here has not done enough for the horror hosts, especially those that come here wet and looking for food and a place to stay. We have to tell them we have no beds though. No beds!
To remedy that, we're beginning a new folder right here, dedicated to all the scaries, old, new and future. Even Horace may check in from time to time.
So don't hesitate to start a new folder for the creature feature host of your choice. We'll even start a video folder to post Youtube rarities. When the electricity works, that is.
See that light flashing? Hear that thunder? I think the road is out and there's a terrific storm. You'll have to stay here for the night. But remember, we have no beds!
And the fire burns like ice. Welcome ...
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