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MikeTheMook	A BIT OF NONSENSE	Lead	[-]
(05/15/08 9:31 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Tags : None One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other the deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too. My whole life I've been playing jacks with a square ball.
Hamicus Helen		#1	[-]
(05/15/08 2:08 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	"You think that when you die you go to heaven. You come to us!"
GhostofChaneysLiver		#2	[-]
(05/15/08 3:33 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Hey, that's insensitive to deaf people, blind people AND dead people. A triple header! For shame Mookie, for shame. Cromwell
catmandu7		#3	[-]
(05/15/08 3:55 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	The time has come the Walrus said To speak of many things Of shoes and ships and sealing wax Of cabbages and Kings And why the sea is boiling hot And whether pigs have wings.
blackbiped		#4	[-]
(05/15/08 4:17 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Bleepity blipso Bloods-o and crips-o Roberty Frippso Doopity dippso. Floopity flipso Russelly Nipso Gladys Knight Pips-o Fishy frog lipso. Hoppity hipso Strippity stripso Dentuty-Gripso Post-nasal dripso. Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way. My MySpace page BumsCorner.com
TServo4		#5	[-]
(05/15/08 4:34 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Twenty people got under an umbrella, but not one got wet. Why's that? It wasn't raining. J. Theakston The Central Theater, Passaic, NJ
Wich2		#6	[-]
(05/15/08 4:37 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	"Old Miss Bliss, she had to p... ...ick some flowers! She waded in grass clear up to her a... ...nkles!" (etc.)
yendor1152		#7	[-]
(05/15/08 4:50 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	"I see," said the blind man, to his deaf wife. As he picked up his hammer and saw. Rod Or how about this oldie (can you name it?):It rained all night the day I left...the weather, it was dry. The sun so hot, I froze to death...."
MartinZ60		#8	[-]
(05/15/08 5:02 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Oh, Susannah!
voyttbots		#9	[-]
(05/15/08 5:40 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? " I`m here to kill your monsta."
DonM435		#10	[-]
(05/15/08 7:40 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	This is CNN!
abrovic		#11	[-]
(05/21/08 6:13 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	MikeTheMook wrote: One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other the deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too. when I was a kid my cousin taught me that, though he said it slightly different. Also, his version was longer, starting out with: For free admission, pay at the door Pull up a chair and sit on the floor Sit at the four corners of the round table And I'll tell you a story I know nothing about!
Friend of Daniel		#12	[-]
(05/21/08 6:39 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	LuLu had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell. The steamboat went to Heaven And LuLu went to Hello, operator. Give me number 9. If you disconnect me I'll kick your big behind the 'frigerator There was a piece of glass LuLu sat upon it And cut her little ask me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies That's what Lulu told me Before she slipped and died. ******************************** THE LITTLE OLD MAN FROM CHINA My mother she told me to open the door But I didn't wanna. I opened the door He fell to the floor The Little Old Man from China. My mother she told me to give him some pork But I didn't wanna. I gave him some pork He swallowed the fork. The Little Old Man from China. My mother she told me to give him a spoon But I didn't wanna. I gave him a spoon He jumped to the moon. The Little Old Man from China. My mother she told me to put him to bed But I didn't wanna. I put him to bed He chopped off his head. The Little Old Man from China. My mother she told me to bury him deep But I didn't wanna. I buried him deep He stuck out his feet. The Little Old Man from China. If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.
SteveZodiak		#13	[-]
(05/21/08 11:42 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	If I were a porpoise and you were a seal I would not squeal and I would not peel my pears
Reegs		#14	[-]
(05/23/08 1:40 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	MikeTheMook wrote: One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other the deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too. I also remember the lines: "3 blind mice to see fair play, 40 mutes to yell "Hooray!' Last Edited By: Reegs 05/23/08 1:44 PM. Edited 1 times.
skelton knaggs		#15	[-]
(09/16/08 10:20 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	This being the 13th thread on the 13th page makes all the (non)sense in the world ! Took my girl to a ball park I sat her up in front Along came a fly ball And hit her in the Country boy, country boy sitting on a rock Along came a bumble bee And stang him in the Cocktails ginger-ale Five cents a glass If you don't like it We'll shove it up your Ask me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies A guy got hit With a bag of shhhh Right between the eyes
SparkieGojira		#16	[-]
(09/16/08 10:45 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	I should have posted my dying words in this thread. www.itcamefromplanetx.com
ShockDoc		#17	[-]
(09/16/08 11:16 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	MTM-I remember my Dad telling me this when I was a boy. I hadnt thought of it in years. Seems like there were several of these 'opposites' type poems. Thanks for posting...
DonM435		#18	[-]
(09/16/08 11:18 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Yesterday upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, Oh how I wish he'd go away
MikeTheMook		#19	[-]
(09/17/08 11:02 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Once upon a time a goose drank wine the monkey played the fiddle on the streetcar line the streetcar broke the monkey choked and they all went to heaven in a motor boat Just a little something my mom used to say, God rest her soul. My whole life I've been playing jacks with a square ball.
ShockDoc		#20	[-]
(09/17/08 8:49 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	MTM- That's a song from the mid 60s called I think, 'Clap Clap' by the same person who did 'The Name Game', except i remember it like this- three, six, nine the goose drank wine the monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line the line broke the monkey got choked and they all lived together in a little row boat-clap clap. That's how i remember it AND to Don M435- Yours is a poem by Kay Kyser comic/trumpetist Ish Kabibble! Another IshKabibble poem: ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I KNOW VIOLET'S ARE BLUE 'CAUSE I SEEN HER HANGIN' 'EM OUT ON THE LINE THE OTHER DAY ONE MORE ISH POEM- SOME FISH ARE FAT AND SOME FISH ARE THIN SOME FISH ARE SHORT AND SOME ARE LONG THEY CANT WALK AND THEY CANT TALK BUT THEY CAN STAY UNDERWATER LONGER THAN ANYBODY!

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