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New FILMFAX features William Shatner today on the cover (eek!), Shatner talking about THE INTRUDER, CHFBer Michael Barnum's interview with actor turned makeup man Frank Griffin (no, not the Invisible Man!), an interview with long-dead director Gerald Mayer, the equally dead Barry Morse on THE FUGITIVE, brief chats with Amicus director Kevin Connor, Caroline Munro and Michael Callan, William Smith interviewed again and telling the "I was the boy who kicked the ball in GHOST OF FRANK" whopper again, William Nolan on LOGAN'S RUN, a visit to WEREWOLF OF LONDON's Vasquez Rocks, and more.

Oops -- sorry, Brian -- I should learn not to post these things by memory!

Washington Post 5/13/08
Horrors! Enough to Wake the Living Dead
Filmfax Covers the Ghoulish in a Retro, Cheesy Kind of Way

By Peter Carlson
Washington Post Staff Writer

"Monsters Crash the Pajama Party"?

Yes!

"Werewolves on Wheels"?

Absolutely!

How about "Teenagers From Outer Space" and "Evil Brain From Outer Space" and "I Married a Monster From Outer Space"?

Yes, yes and yes! You can buy all of these timeless classics of the modern cinema on DVD from those wonderful folks at Filmfax magazine, each for only 15 or 20 bucks! But wait, there's much, much more! You can also buy "Fiend Without a Face" and "Devil Girl From Mars" and " Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" and . . .

Oh, sorry about that. I guess I got a little carried away there.

I'm supposed to be writing my usual high-tone scholarly textual analysis of the articles in Filmfax magazine and here I am getting all excited about the ads. Filmfax has page after page of ads for DVDs of the kinds of films you just don't see on Turner Classic Movies -- movies like "Monster A-Go-Go" and "Saturn Avenger vs. the Terror Robot" and "They Saved Hitler's Brain."

But the thing is: In Filmfax, the articles and the ads are, as they say in the quality lit-crit biz, all part of an organic whole, a veritable Weltanschauung. Filmfax, which bills itself as "The Magazine of Unusual Film, Television & Retro Pop Culture," is the bible of B-movies, Kama Sutra of kitsch, the Bhagavad-Gita of so-bad-it's-good cheesiness. For 23 years, Filmfax has been covering the auteurs who created movies such as "Invasion of the Bee Girls" with the same reverence that Cahiers du Cinema reserves for Jean-Luc Godard.

In the current issue, which is the 117th issue of this influential cinematic quarterly, the cover story is an interview with actor William Shatner about his role in the 1962 Roger Corman film "The Intruder." It's an unusual piece for Filmfax because Shatner is actually, you know, famous. Most Filmfax interviewees are utterly obscure, except to the kind of fans who know everything there is to know about the cast and crew of "The Torture Chamber of Dr. Sadism."

The best article in this issue is a six-page homage to William Smith, the actor who appeared in "The Ghost of Frankenstein" and "High School Confidential" and "Grave of the Vampire," but who really built his reputation as a brawling biker in such classic motorcycle movies as "Angels Die Hard" and "Chrome and Hot Leather." The high point of the piece is a description of the legendary fight scene between Smith and actor Rod Taylor in the 1970 noir film "Darker Than Amber," a scene that Filmfax hails as "a benchmark in screen violence."

"Taylor used the opportunity to see how tough Smith could be by deviating from the planned action to pummel him with body blows that broke several ribs," writes William Fogg. "He responded by breaking Taylor's nose as the cameras rolled. At the end, both actors were bruised and bloody, and Smith's knee was compromised when Taylor hit him with a board that somehow missed the protective kneepad."

Also in this issue is an interview with Caroline Munro, a beautiful British actress who made a career playing terrified and/or dead women who wear extremely low-cut outfits in such movies as "The Abominable Dr. Phibes" and "Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter." Munro has nothing but nice things to say about legendary horrormeister Vincent Price:

"He was so gentle and so funny, and what a fantastic cook! He used to come into the make-up room at about seven o'clock in the morning with some of his homemade paté, so the make-up girl, the hair-dresser, Vincent, and myself stuffed ourselves with paté. Then I sort of lay there in the coffin, trying hard not to burp."

Apparently, Price wasn't the only gourmet cook in the horror movie community. Filmfax reviews a new book called "It Came From the Kitchen" -- a collection of recipes by scary-movie celebrities that includes Rod Serling's German potato pancakes, Bela Lugosi's stuffed cabbage rolls and Janet Leigh's lamb shanks. Martin Sheen declined to send a recipe, but he did sent a photo of himself with a revealing three-word phrase scrawled beneath his autograph: "Cream of Wheat."

Filmfax doesn't just focus on the actors and directors of schlock movies. It also covers makeup artists and special-effects wizards and the composers of the ominous music that lets viewers know that the girl is about to get eaten by the monster.

Here, for instance, is how Filmfax's reviewer summed up the career of Herman Stein, who composed music for "Creature From the Black Lagoon" and "The Incredible Shrinking Man" and "Abbott and Costello Go to Mars": "Stein was a bit of a chameleon, capable of turning his hand to various musical genres, even turning out drivel when the occasion demanded."

Turning out drivel when the occasion demands is a big part of success in any field, so I think we should pause right here for a heartfelt salute to Herman Stein.

Every once in a while, Filmfax writers remind you that Filmfax readers are not your average Americans. Such a moment comes in David J. Hogan's review of a DVD containing four movies by schlockmeister Sam Katzman -- "Zombies of Mara Tau," "The Werewolf," "The Giant Claw" and "Creature With the Atomic Brain." "Filmfax readers are well familiar with the four features," Hogan writes, "so the pictures need not be detailed here."

What kind of man reads Filmfax? "I am a steady reader of your great mag," writes Jim Monaco of Cliffwood Beach, N.J., in a letter to the editor. "I have one of the largest (if not the largest) collections of Dean Martin memorabilia in the world . . . including Martin and Lewis puppets, comics, cigarette lighters, money clips, tape dispensers."

Of course, you don't have to be an obsessive pop-culture collector to love Filmfax. No red-blooded American could fail to be moved by the pure poetry contained in the titles of the movies advertised in Filmfax for the low, low price of only $8 or $15 or $20.

I wouldn't mind paying for a mag that was half ads ..... as long as the cover price is that of a mag about half as thick.